theft 23 February 2011
There’s a problem with sleeping patterns in the house right now and that’s a very controversial area to have trouble in for me. I love my sleep, and will partake at any time of day, so much so that when Himself was leaving the other morning he said he’d be a little late home and added ‘just 2 more sleeps for you, so’ – Mr Wiseguy. Since then things have gone from bad to worse…I have been sleeping badly or not at all. BUT i think I may be onto the cause of it – and yes, its a cat responsible. Miss Alison Cook is a placid, docile snoozer who does naff all else for the day and I think she is in fact STEALING all the sleep in the house. But I’m onto her now and it must (and will) stop. Dastardly behaviour, but to be expected from a Supreme Being.
