the awful truth 25 May 2008
I have received a terrible confession, one that has shaken me to my boots: Paul lied about the skating and Eurovision. Well, he made it up on the spur of the moment. Still lying, I fear. And so, my dear innocent visitors, disregard that splendid nugget of information, which I so assiduously, nay proudly, passed on – it never happened. I’m going for a little lie down now to recover. I hope he’s happy with what he has done…I suppose he did ‘fess up and that’s something which will stand to him…ish…
