nest 16 May 2009
Oh My God – I have just cleared away the rat’s nest – possibly THE most unpleasant task yet. The smell was only WOEFUL – a mixture of old and fresh shit along with lashings of ratpiss. I have put everything I wore and used into the washing machine on boil/stun and the kitchen is Milton-ed to within an inch of it’s life. Now I am off to boil/stun myself in the shower to remove the last vestiges of the worst job for a long while…Remind me never to share too much with you all in case you become disillusioned and begin to suspect that my showbiz lifestyle ain’t as glamorous as you might think…
Looking forward to Eurovision later – I know nothing about it this year, having seen none of the preliminaries and I’ve not heard any of the songs. Also Ireland didn’t qualify 2 nights ago (in spite of what I’m told was an ok song and a great performance) so I don’t need to worry about anything except the greatness of the contest itself. Now, if only the Russian authorities would allow the Gay Protests I’d be happy – it is, after all, International Gay Day for many of us (I am SO a gay man trapped in a woman’s body!!)
