hilarious 15 July 2008
Well, I am still on the hunt for an easy, nay foolproof, fake tan. SO I bought an aerosol jobby in the supermarket and it seemed to go on well (stinky, though, as they all are). Last night I thought I detected a mild glow with no terribly bad patches – all very subtle.
Himself was arriving back very late from a trip to the first night of the Galway Arts Festival (cannot recommend this enough – a brilliant fortnight in one of the great Irish cities) so I decided to lash on the gloopy unction for those less than attractive dry feet. As I was doing so I noticed there were two rather large patches of ORANGE tan – it had mostly run and gathered on the soles of my feet – HILARIOUS looking – MAD. Other than that, during the night a small and bizarre shape ‘pooled’ on my right arm but I am still vaguely heathy looking, barring the feet which look like I have been in the Sahara for three years sunbathing the soles alone.
